I love Burnout. I really do! I love the offline challenges. I love the showtime, I love the Burning Routes, and finding the smashes and the billboards. I don;t like the stunt challenges though. I really suck at them. They suck. Like a really sucky thing…

I also love the online aspect of the game too. The challenges, the races, aand the zany anticd that we get up to. I especially love some of the images the camera captures when you take someone down. It’s a really good job that we haven’t met any kids online yet (I think) because some of the pictures that I receive from some people, and especially one person (no, I’m not going to mention any names), who has a bit of a flabby arse (OK, it’s Bouncybhall!) and a penchant for getting naked whilst on Live, are just…well…fucking awsome!

I’m just two minds whether or not to post some of these pictures from the Xbox!

A regular update perhaps?

Thoughts please…

Some of the things you read on the internet are just so funny, you have to post them. Yes, it’s another sex related post, but it is on the gadgety side of things. Just…

So there I was reading UK:Resistance which then sent you onto this story about “Onacups”. The guy who wrote the wasn’t going to be juvanile about this, but there are some cases where you just have to be! I mean come on, the “deep throat” cup! That’s one I’m just got to buy! Gem gets about halfway down and she starts to choke!*

There are 4 other types of cup too, but I’m going to let you read the story for yourselves. Oh, apparently, Japanese men have little shlongs. *snigger*

*This is by no means meant to be a bragging post about the size of my willy. Honest**
**But it is big though***
***Either that and Gem has a small mouth and been leading me on a bit by making me feel a bit better about the actual size of it