After many requests to actually get this written, and the odd call of ‘Are you actually gonna DO any work or just play that sodding console?’ I decided to drop my first impressions of Nintendos new baby down on here for y’all.
At the risk of sounding like a fanboy let me start with a simple phrase:
Wii rocks, end of! Get one as soon as you can!
I could just leave it there and go back to Hyrule now, but hey I’m a dedicated blogger……….nah I didn’t believe it when I thought of that line. With the help of some photos and some rambling from yours truly, I’ll try to enlighten you in the ways of the Wii.
Fact is, if you have one already, you’ll be playing it now instead of reading this. If you haven’t been lucky enough to get one, are on the fence for the moment, or your wife won’t let you have yours yet then hopefully this will help wet your appetite a little. Oh and also I’d like to apologise for the slightly blurry nature of a couple of the photos you’ll see; blame my cat which kept running across everything making me take the pics quickly before the next attack.
Let’s start at the beginning.
As well as the console itself, I picked up a copy of Wii Play (mainly for the extra Remote), a Nunchuk (to go with that extra Remote) and a copy of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

What follows here is a little photo story of what you get when you open up each piece of kit, all bar Zelda, because well…….it’s a game box with a disc, and piccies of the Zelda disc are all over the ‘net. Then I’ll get into the ‘meat and potatoes’ of it all.
So, the console first. Crack open that nice white box and you are greeted with two trays which contain all you cables, stands, power supply and the console itself.

Pull it all out, remove the mountain of plastic bags that would be enough to suffocate a small army of toy soldiers, and you get this:

Starting top left you have the stand (which comes with a clear round plastic add on to steady the base. I did show it here because it wouldn’t show up.); the Wii itself; Scart adaptor; AV cable; Wii Remote (which includes batteries, nice one Ninty!); the Nunchuk; yes that is a power brick; and centre is the sensor bar. You do also get of course Wii Sports. What you don’t get from this pic above is the an idea of how small the console is, which is the first thing to hit you as you pull it out. Luckily I still had my GameCube to hand so did a couple of comparison pics as well:


The Wii itself just feels more compact, sturdy if you like. It just has it’s own cute factor but without being twee. At the same time it feels more like a serious piece of hardware this time with sharp lines and contours. You’d be forgiven for mistaking it for an in-car, Apple designed stereo system at a glance.
At the front you have small buttons for power and reset, as well as a larger eject button on the far right. Behind a neat front flip down/sideways (depending which way you store the machine) is the sync button (used in conjunction with the corresponding button on each new remote to allow them to ‘talk’ to each other) and the SD card slot.
With the machine laid down as seen above, on the left hand side, another drop down cover exposes four GameCube controller ports with a second cover hiding two GC Memory Card slots. Whilst on the rear you have the obvious multi-out and power sockets, along with the sensor bar socket and two USB ports.
Hardware set up is a piece of the proverbial, with the hardest two things being where to store the wires out of the way (seriously, you should see behind my TV. The Fire Brigade would kill me!) and where to put the sensor bar.
All hooked up, and the power goes on for the first time. That Ninty charm is instantly recognisable as you hit the front end where all the Channels are displayed. Everything is very big and bold, almost Early Learning Centre type with massive icons. Sounds daft I know, but remember you have to point at these things to activate them. Having tiny boxes and lots on screen would make it hard to operate so I think Nintendo have got it right!
At this point, there are only four, as the Weather and News Channels aren’t yet active at the time of writing. More channels are added the more VC games you buy or extra services you download.
As you’d expect from a system built around a 3D motion enabled remote, the interface is all point and click from the very first moment. If like me you’ve been playing games longer than you should have been, this will intially throw you out. Give it a few minutes however, along with a few tweaks of the console settings, and it all becomes very simple and second nature. Just how a good control system should be, plus it’s got enough settings to play with to keep the most ardent tech head happy. Yet here’s a piece of advice; make sure you think about where the sensor bar goes. Get it wrong and you’ll be taking a while to get used to where to point the remote to get the pointer on screen. I found out the hard way!
Everything just makes sense. There’s no other way to put it. Sure sometimes you’ll need to refer to one of the two manuals, but it’s all explained as straightforward as possible. It’s so easy you’ll want to go and play around with all the options before you even insert a game disc. Even the WiiConnect24 option is a matter of a few buttons clicked, making sure your router (assuming it’s wireless) accepts this new signal, download an update (which the console does automatically once a connection is established) and you’re away.
Setting up your on Mii avatar is also quite fun. The design options aren’t exhaustive but would allow most people to design a similar looking Wii-fied self to add into games. Unless of course you have a really shaped head and twenty eyes! Once created you can then alow your Mii to travel to other peoples consoles via WiiConnect 24 or send them to friends on your list (the list can hold 100 altogether). You can send text messages to other Mii’s be they on your own consoles or those of friends elsewhere in the Wii community. Aside from that I haven’t had much call to try other options on the Message Board but it’s again a simple enough system to use.
Like most Wii owners, the first thing I did after playing with the options of the console (god it’s fun being a launch day geek sometimes!) was shove in Wii Sports. The game discs this time round are normal size DVD/CD size in surface, but the machine also takes GC discs via it’s push-load slot drive. Bonus too is that the drive is quiet, very quiet. So much so that you sometimes think that it isn’t working. Compared to the 360 for drive noise it’s like a Hummingbird versus a Monster Truck. Okay, so that’s hardly a fair comparison given the different nature of the drives but it was a nice surprise after being used to high background noise from Microsoft’s Next-Gen effort.
Wii Sports is really a mixture of showing off what the system can do with the new control method, as well as providing instantly accessable gameplay for all who pick up a Remote. The exception is boxing, which to me felt a little clumsy. Maybe it’s because it has a steeper learning curve using Nunchuk and Remote whereas the other four need just a Remote. None of these games are easy though, and do take a lot of learning and practice to become genuinely good at, showing a hidden depth to those willing to find it. Therefore it’s an excellent addition to the hardware pack and one to pull out at Christmas and Parties to show off what the Wii is about.
Wii Play however is a different kettle of fish. A collection of nine mini games, it’s more used to train the newbie in the ways of using a Remote and does offer a good few smiles but it’s longevity once the shine has worn off is debatable. So much so that I’m surprised this wasn’t also packaged with the console. But maybe packaging it with an Extra Remote is Nintendo’s way of making that second Remote more enticing, and it works. Why spend £30 on just a Remote when for £5 more you could get it with some extra games.

The Nunchuk is a neat little thing as well, fitting nicely into the hand and weighing very little for it’s size helping keep long session tiredness to a minimum.

So in closing, Nintendo have got it right and have ticked all the boxes for me. Given it’s price and unique selling points, it’s a superb investment for any gamer, whether you liked Nintendo in the past or not. It may not be as Next-Gen as 360 or PS3, but frankly who cares. Nintendo have tried to bring something new to the table and I think they just have done it by not competing with the big two and creating their own market place. Just pick it up and try it as I’d be amazed if you were so disappointed that you stop playing before an hour is up; after that you’re hooked!
Join me next weekend as I take some time going through Zelda: Twilight Princess. Hey I’m not going to finish it by then, jez I’m not that good, or have that much free time!